Five things you will find if you open my bag:
- wallet
- eReader or a book
- a pen
- cell phone
- makeup

Five things in my bedroom:
- more bookshelves
- my couch bed
- my broken sewing dummy D;
- a giant rubber duck
- boxes of fabric

Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
- learn to play multiple instruments
- write and publish a book
- live with my friends
- have a dog
- receive certificates in various areas of study

Five things that make me very happy:
- books <3
- rping/rpgs
- music
- amateur counseling
- crafts

Five things I’m currently into:
- zombies
- crime
- alternative medicine
- sims 2/3
- BIoshock-related topics

Five things on my To-Do list:
- decide on a minor degree to pursue
- get my driver's license
- get my laptop back D:
- start a wig collection
- get back into writing

Ten years ago I was eight. I don't remember a whole lot about my childhood, and I mean that quite literally. I remember snippets of things and major events and that's about it.


Those fuckers who fucked up my preschool can suck my dick.

I'M A GIANT MONSTER.


HARBLGARBLGARBL.


FEAR ME.




AWAY!

Pick up to 10 OTP's.
Describe them in less than 15 words.
Have your flist guess the OTP.
????
PROFIT.

Jacked from Tiny D<

01. Doggies + Werewolves + Magic = OTP
02. Sometimes I wish she was evil. Then they would have lived.
03. The only pairing weirder than the nympho and the psychic. Sorry Boss.
04. In the end, it all comes back to the animals with flight.
05. A demon and an angel were never more amiable.
06. It's really very sad that your team gets little out of an ubered Sniper.
07. Maybe you should just marry it! I'm afraid I can't do that.
08. What's evil, riddling, scary, has two sets of arms, legs, and one set of lips?
09. Ronch Ronch. Hoot hoot. Goodbye.
10. The soldier/nerd combination began at the Cheyenne Mountain Complex.

Bright as solar,
liquid vitality,
the color of energy.

God I
fucking love orange juice.












Shakespeare was a dick.

I wanna do a photoshoot of a group of people with their various mental problems and neuroses written on their skin.

I must speak to banana about this >>

[/should not be allowed to propose ideas]

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=3a573f9558672dddd2db6fb9a8902bda

BECAUSE I FAIL AT COMPUTER PROGRAMS AND MY PHONE IS THE DEVIL.